SPACE KING: The Board Game

The evil Blap Blaps are infesting the Pasturis Sector, a prime location for our grass fed, pasture rasied boys-- critical for replenishing our Psycho Warrior ranks. We cannot let the Blap Blaps take our boy farms!

Gather your brothers and form a small tactical squad as you go behind enemy lines to carry out smaller, more intimate massacres. You'll need to work together to complete various missions while trying to earn the most points in this not-so cooperative game, because there is only room for one favorite in the heart of Space King.

How it Plays
- Chuck dice and kill aliens. Lots of aliens.
- Loot corpses for new weapons. Adorn them with cool shit like skulls and stuff.
- Up your fun to reveal new psycho skills.
- Gain playable tactics, but thinking is boring, and boredom can kill.
- Earn victory points from mission objectives and better your brothers.
- Command and deploy enemies to inconvenience your squadmates.
- Kill steal. Point hog. Compete to be space king's favorite.